Apr. 13th, 2009

Locked to Project Stargate

I'm offering a monetary reward to the first person who brings me this woman unharmed. I would prefer her unconscious. I'm not exactly sure of her location at this time but she lives in Concord.

Jan. 31st, 2009

Locked to Project Stargate

I'm not sure if anyone saw our former captives in the paper the other day or on the news. They let themselves into the mall after hours to apparently steal and make messes. This is hardly as interesting as I'm sure the security footage is. I didn't get nearly enough time with the Falkland twins as I would have liked, their ability is unique and fascinating and I'm not sure I'll ever have another opportunity to study it again.

I suppose what I'm getting at is I'll give $500 to the first person who brings me the footage from the mall's security system that shows the twins breaking in.

Oh, and furthermore, I'm not giving out medication without an exam so stop sending me e-mails for pills.

I do not make house calls either.

And Eddie, stay away from my assistant.

Jan. 23rd, 2009

Locked to Project Stargate

With all of the psychics gathered here, how come there isn't someone on base giving me my horoscope every single day? I have to have Gunner clip it out of the newspaper for me or I'm at a complete loss. According to today, "You could have a hard time because you take things very seriously today, even if you prefer to be lighthearted about your plans. But a cavalier attitude won't work until you reevaluate your strategy and make as many adjustments as needed. If you can maintain focus through the early part of the day, you should be ready to start your weekend with some well-earned fun." I'm beginning to think the woman in the paper isn't an actual astrologer since I can't remember the last time I had a cavalier attitude about anything, let alone work.

More importantly, for those of you who care to live, please set up a time with my assistant to come down to my lab to donate blood. The last batch I've collected from all of you should be replaced. If any of you were seriously wounded it is much easier to transfuse you with your own blood since, obviously, many of you just can't be rushed to a larger hospital with a more extensive blood bank.

Jan. 10th, 2009

Locked to Project Stargate

Hydrokinetics: Tonight during the full moon I want you to come to my office for a few experiments after dinner. O has claimed on several occasions that on days of a full moon he feels as if his ability has grown exponentially stronger. Given the moon's control over the water on Earth I am inclined to test this theory. Be sure you have eaten well, a lot of protein, and are well rested.

Dec. 16th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

I am going to be away for the majority of the day today conducting field experiments with our six young friends. If any medical emergency should occur, please call my cellphone.

Nov. 29th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

I would like to remind everyone that no matter what the circumstances, not even in case of a fire, should anyone open Killian's door unless they have a key. There's a lock on the outside now for a reason. Don't listen to anything he says. If he becomes too much of a nuisance to his neighbors, let me know and I will keep him sedated.

Finn, welcome back. Thank you for the delivery. I believe they are exactly what I need.

Private to Jacob Pettifer )

Nov. 19th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

Micah, Isaak, Elisabet, Roran, Cree, O, Kian.

Please come to my lab today at 4pm, you have been selected to participate in a very important experiment that won't even hurt, I promise. Gunner, you're coming too.

Nov. 17th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

I'm looking for volunteers for an experiment. Skills needed are the ability to stand and walk. Duration of the experiment: Probably about an hour but you can leave when you're finished.

Please reply to this if interested.

Nov. 10th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

Gunner - You're spending the next few days with me completely. The moment you wake up, clean up and get dressed, eat breakfast and come down to my lab. Let me say this again : Eat Breakfast. Lots of carbohydrates and protein.

Nando - how have you been feeling? Come down to my lab, I'd like to see you.

Magdalene - Any ill effects from our experiment?

Grier - is there really someone new poking around?

Koty - How are you mending?

Adam - I need to speak to you about my lab's security

And preemptively - Dameon Wilder, come to my lab and be prepared to stay a while. Edward need not accompany you.

I'm already regretting the extent of this journal entry.

Oct. 22nd, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

Magdalene McArthur, if you have some time please come by my lab. I have a proposition for you.

Oct. 16th, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

If anyone is interested in picking up a side project, please come by my Lab. Note : this would be purely secondary to any other duties Mr. Smith may require of you. I am open to the possibility of compensation. I am not seeking test subjects, simply someone who may be up to a challenge of locating and retrieving some people for me. I understand if no one here is capable enough to handle the task, I'm not expecting ultimate results, and yet I continue to hope and dream. I'll take anyone who is interested and not a moron, in other words, this isn't a one man job.

Oct. 1st, 2008

Locked to Project Stargate

Dowser - Krippler. Come to my Lab today, Wednesday, 14:00.

Jul. 31st, 2008

benign (n) : What you are after you be eight )