With all of the psychics gathered here, how come there isn't someone on base giving me my horoscope every single day? I have to have Gunner clip it out of the newspaper for me or I'm at a complete loss. According to today, "You could have a hard time because you take things very seriously today, even if you prefer to be lighthearted about your plans. But a cavalier attitude won't work until you reevaluate your strategy and make as many adjustments as needed. If you can maintain focus through the early part of the day, you should be ready to start your weekend with some well-earned fun." I'm beginning to think the woman in the paper isn't an actual astrologer since I can't remember the last time I had a cavalier attitude about anything, let alone work.
More importantly, for those of you who care to live, please set up a time with my assistant to come down to my lab to donate blood. The last batch I've collected from all of you should be replaced. If any of you were seriously wounded it is much easier to transfuse you with your own blood since, obviously, many of you just can't be rushed to a larger hospital with a more extensive blood bank.